Plus with these “reality” shows, what the audience fails to think about (I know I didn’t in the beginning) is that even though you only see three people (two guys and a piece of eye candy), there are a ton of people all around them with cameras, mikes, and the whole bit. No one is ever all alone on an expedition out into the woods (no wonder they never actually find our friend sasquatch…he can probably hear the entire entourage coming 5 miles away).

I’m proud to say I never watched a single episode of “Survivor.” No, I’m not noble or above the rest,…it’s just that I looked at the show before it hit and when I read something that talked about all of that nonsense and how they weren’t ever far from civilization AND there was almost no chance of anyone actually not surviving, I was out.

Reality TV is an oxymoron…like government eifficiency or an educated consumer. They doesn’t exist…