Comments on: No Zebra? Paint Your Ass

By: GCPickle

GCPickle — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:58:15 +0000

I don’t mean to be a sore sport, but everyone is making jokes. I watched the video on this story on msn.com today and the reporter said the 2 zebras they had died of starvation. Not really very funny. IMHO they shouldn’t have any animals until they can be fed and cared for properly.

By: JMonkey

JMonkey — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:48:42 +0000

I am willing to ship him fake antlers that he can glue on a dog, so that they have deer as well. As far as elephants I think he could staple some frizbees to a donkeys ears paint him grey, and glue a water hose to the donkeys nose, and that should work. You gotta know I am from the south.

By: coelacanth1938

coelacanth1938 — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 06:18:40 +0000

Do they have an “elephant”?

By: cryptidsrus

cryptidsrus — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:03:15 +0000

I would like to second what Youcantryreachingme said.

Plus:

I’m sorry, but your Post Title made me laugh a full three minutes!!! LOL!!!

By: red_pill_junkie

red_pill_junkie — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:27:28 +0000

I wonder what they’re planning to do when the monkeys die…

All jokes aside, I hope that the situation in Gaza is corrected in the near future, so these children can have a happy childhood —which is IMHO the very foundation of a peaceful wold.

By: MountDesertIslander

MountDesertIslander — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:29:16 +0000

It’s easy to laugh at the zookeeper until I realized that we painted our President to look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Let him without sin cast the first stone, I guess.

By: youcantryreachingme

youcantryreachingme — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 07:54:23 +0000

I think this is fantastic. Good on him. A bit of harmless fun which is sure to bring much joy to many children. Great work!