Comments on: How To Escape A Yeti

By: shouldIstayorGOnow

shouldIstayorGOnow — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:54:59 +0000

of my expierience with bigfoot it ran on all fours and walked on two
legs, im not positive but that my have to do with the yeti’s slowed downhill walking. this way its bodywieght is more focused forward. ahve you ever tried running down hill with most of your baody weight forward? it just seems that way it would go slower

By: red_pill_junkie

red_pill_junkie — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:01:45 +0000

Hey Folcrom, I had also read of that breasts-thrown-over-shoulders thing too. I think it was part of the mongols and caucaus tribes campfire night tales, although it does make a lot of sense.

Maybe that problem was only present among the much-older specimens…

By: folcrom

folcrom — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:27:40 +0000

NightFlight, I can’t help with any information about Human/Yeti hybrids.

However, there are records in Australia of Human/Yowie hybrids.

In this particulare case it was a Male Yowie that raped and impregnated a Female Human, back in the 1860s or 1870s.

The resultant child (a female) was raised by it’s parents (The woman and her husband, apparently the Male Yowie had no sense of responsibility). She was said to have been very tall, strong, uncontrollably wild and covered in reddish brown hair. They kept her locked in a shed and out of sight of nosey locals. After the womans husband died, the hybrid teenager escaped into the bush and was never seen again.

By: NightFlight

NightFlight — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:25:38 +0000

“It was said that both sexes of Yeti sometimes sought mates near human settlements.”
After reading that I started wondering why would yetis look for mates near a settlement? Then, I scrolled down and the answer was quite ugly -er- obvious. Why would a male yeti chase after something looking that bad? But then, how could a female yeti catch a healthy male yeti? She certainly couldn’t outrun it. Somehow, I’m guessing, the females get pregnant. Do they hang around the outskirts waiting for a male to be aroused by a lovely young female Nepalese and then strike as if he’s been reading “Playboy”? I don’t know. I then wondered if the yeti might be a hybrid and has to breed with a human to actually get pregnant? But then I’ve never heard of a human woman giving birth to a yeti, either. And anyway, just conjecturing on tales and legend. And having fun.

By: folcrom

folcrom — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:00:28 +0000

Nearly forgot this one.

Amazon warrior women were said to burn off their left breasts to improve the accuracy of their bow and arrows. (Their breasts apparently got in the way)
I guess their breasts were not pendulous enough to throw over their shoulders.

Conclusion: Amazon warrior women were not Yetis, Almastis, Bigfoots or Ebu Gogos

By: folcrom

folcrom — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:56:38 +0000

I must be the only one that took this article seriously.

I have read several other accounts similar to this with regards female homonoid cryptids.

One was a mid 1800s record of a Texas bigfoot, a female, that was said to have out run a horse and rider that had given her chase. She is said to have thrown her breasts over her shoulders to allow her to run more quickly.

Another was an Almasti from the Siberian region of Russia. This female Almasti also threw her breasts over her shoulders to outrun her pursuers as she fled into the forest.

Another one, this time from the island of Flores. Native Floresians say that the the female Ebu Gogos also have extremely long pendulous breasts. These little folk were also said to throw their breast over their shoulders when fleeing.

Is there anywhere on the web where all this sort of stuff is recorded, collated, indexed and analysed?

By: red_pill_junkie

red_pill_junkie — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:56:03 +0000

The question no one has really made is: just what exactly you would need to do to piss a Yeti (male or female) off, so that such advises of running up-hill, down-hill, or use Old Spice cologne would be necessary to keep in mind??

By: Point Radix

Point Radix — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:14:17 +0000

I don’t think that the original reason for the advice to run downhill had much to do with hair falling in their eyes or pendulous breasts slowing them down; its just generally more sensible to run downhill if possible (so that gravity, momentum and other such things) would be acting in your favor.

The yeti would have evolved to moving efficiently up-slope, so the fact that they’re heavier would not be much of a disadvantage to them if you had to move upwards, so the problem is, what is the best advice in a valley where the option of down does not exist?

By: cryptidsrus

cryptidsrus — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:08:03 +0000

MYSTERY_MAN:

LOL. That was funny.

STORMWALKERNZ1:

Ditto for you.

I can see it now:

“Coleman’s Yeti Bras.”

Who knows, you may have stumbled into a new side vocation for yourself, Loren!!!

You could actually make some serious money out of this!!!

Thanks for the article.

By: mystery_man

mystery_man — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:35:08 +0000

imandos- Haha! Your comment put a smile on my face. Yes, I suppose that’s the only way we are going to get the evidence needed. And of course the Benny Hill music is key. Perhaps we should even have a control group without the music to make sure our data is solid. I’ll head up the experiment personally.