Comments on: Yeren Steals Beer http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/ for Bigfoot, Loch Ness, and More Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:05:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: chadhesdon http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41790 chadhesdon Thu, 08 May 2008 10:20:28 +0000 http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41790 To all the sceptics: I have been telling people about this sighting for years, and if you've ever seen anything that can't be explained by convention then you will understand my reticence in telling "The World". I don't think that the beast thought " Ohh I'm gagging for a pint" or anything like that, I think it was out to grab whatever was on the table, In reply to Greywolf: Yes the beast was lightening fast, we only caught a glimpse of it's arm but the most puzzling thing was the fact that we heard the bottle smash about 10 seconds later. Alligator: it was a chinese german recipe pilsner. Sausage1: you assume that this was Mr Yeren how do we know if it was a he or a she? Photoexpert: Only one beer on the table being shared by three humans. And in response to why it took so long for me to make this sighting official, I had always half thought that it could have been a Golden Monkey and just the other week I signed up on youtube and typed in "Golden Monkey" looked nothing like it, one of the related videos descibed the "Yeren" and as it goes those videos looked nothing like the beast we saw either. Upon further investigation I came across this site so sent off my account of which I am very proud to have my sighting logged for the world to see. I am also in regular contact with one of the other witnesses, the other two "an old chinese man" never to be found I'm sure but the other is a Dane called Thom must be in his lte 30's by now. squatch-toba: I am a native of The British Isles and my account was written in english as for the 20mph issue I bet I could grab a beer off a moving target like this, take for instance those Mongol horsemen who can pick an egg up off the ground at full gallop, and if you were a Yeren and you knew that a train came down the same tracks all you would have to do would be to wait for one to come, climb up a strategically located tree and wait, or consult the train timetable (if you could read chinese!) Anyway thanks to everybody for the comments Adam Campbell To all the sceptics: I have been telling people about this sighting for years, and if you’ve ever seen anything that can’t be explained by convention then you will understand my reticence in telling “The World”. I don’t think that the beast thought ” Ohh I’m gagging for a pint” or anything like that, I think it was out to grab whatever was on the table, In reply to Greywolf: Yes the beast was lightening fast, we only caught a glimpse of it’s arm but the most puzzling thing was the fact that we heard the bottle smash about 10 seconds later. Alligator: it was a chinese german recipe pilsner. Sausage1: you assume that this was Mr Yeren how do we know if it was a he or a she? Photoexpert: Only one beer on the table being shared by three humans. And in response to why it took so long for me to make this sighting official, I had always half thought that it could have been a Golden Monkey and just the other week I signed up on youtube and typed in “Golden Monkey” looked nothing like it, one of the related videos descibed the “Yeren” and as it goes those videos looked nothing like the beast we saw either. Upon further investigation I came across this site so sent off my account of which I am very proud to have my sighting logged for the world to see. I am also in regular contact with one of the other witnesses, the other two “an old chinese man” never to be found I’m sure but the other is a Dane called Thom must be in his lte 30’s by now. squatch-toba: I am a native of The British Isles and my account was written in english as for the 20mph issue I bet I could grab a beer off a moving target like this, take for instance those Mongol horsemen who can pick an egg up off the ground at full gallop, and if you were a Yeren and you knew that a train came down the same tracks all you would have to do would be to wait for one to come, climb up a strategically located tree and wait, or consult the train timetable (if you could read chinese!) Anyway thanks to everybody for the comments Adam Campbell

]]> By: dstageberg http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41789 dstageberg Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:51:32 +0000 http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41789 Since the bottle was smashed I have to conclude it was a Coors Light. Since the bottle was smashed I have to conclude it was a Coors Light.

]]> By: Dar http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41788 Dar Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:29:31 +0000 http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41788 this is real funny I have now collected 4 stories of beer drinking bigfoot, I interviewd a witness in the 80s that said a bigfoot drank his beer as he hid under his sleeping blanket ,I love it lol this is real funny I have now collected 4 stories of beer drinking bigfoot, I interviewd a witness in the 80s that said a bigfoot drank his beer as he hid under his sleeping blanket ,I love it lol

]]> By: Alligator http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41787 Alligator Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:49:55 +0000 http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41787 A highly significant question remains unanswered about this sighting. Was the beer a Pilsen or a Lager? :-) A highly significant question remains unanswered about this sighting. Was the beer a Pilsen or a Lager? :-)

]]> By: Nachzehrer http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41786 Nachzehrer Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:38:16 +0000 http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41786 Reminds me of the most frightening moment in "The Legend of Boggy Creek", when the swamp ape's hairy arm smashed through a window. Reminds me of the most frightening moment in “The Legend of Boggy Creek”, when the swamp ape’s hairy arm smashed through a window.

]]> By: sausage1 http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41785 sausage1 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:48:59 +0000 http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41785 Did it grab a white wine spritzer for Mrs Yeren? Did it grab a white wine spritzer for Mrs Yeren?

]]> By: southernfriedbigfoot http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41784 southernfriedbigfoot Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:52:14 +0000 http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41784 Too bad a Chinese beer company hasn't incorporated this story into an ad campaign: "Our beer's so good that a Yeren braved both detection and a moving train for a cool, refreshing taste!" Too bad a Chinese beer company hasn’t incorporated this story into an ad campaign: “Our beer’s so good that a Yeren braved both detection and a moving train for a cool, refreshing taste!”

]]> By: squatch-toba http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41783 squatch-toba Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:41:35 +0000 http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41783 I agree with PhotoExpert. Not only that but, at 20mph you would most likely not be able to grab a "beer" off a table of a passing train. There could also be something mixed up in the translation if it was originaly in Chinese. I agree with PhotoExpert. Not only that but, at 20mph you would most likely not be able to grab a “beer” off a table of a passing train. There could also be something mixed up in the translation if it was originaly in Chinese.

]]> By: PhotoExpert http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41782 PhotoExpert Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:51:40 +0000 http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41782 I believe the Yeren should have taken more of the beers on the table. If it had, perhaps the subject reporting the story may not have had a story to report. In other words, I believe the subject reporting may have had one beer too many! LOL Why is it that some of these most bizarre stories are reported a decade after the event and some form of alcohol is involved? I believe the credibility of the subject comes into question when alcohol is involved. That is my two cents. I believe the Yeren should have taken more of the beers on the table. If it had, perhaps the subject reporting the story may not have had a story to report. In other words, I believe the subject reporting may have had one beer too many! LOL

Why is it that some of these most bizarre stories are reported a decade after the event and some form of alcohol is involved?

I believe the credibility of the subject comes into question when alcohol is involved. That is my two cents.

]]> By: Fayble http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41781 Fayble Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:49:23 +0000 http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/yeren-beer/#comment-41781 What a perplexing story. I'm not sure how it could on the roof unless it jumped out of a tree, which you'd presume there'd be indications of impact. But maybe it could of ran along side the train although I have no education in the field of the velocity of primates. What a perplexing story. I’m not sure how it could on the roof unless it jumped out of a tree, which you’d presume there’d be indications of impact. But maybe it could of ran along side the train although I have no education in the field of the velocity of primates.

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