Comments on: Bigfoot on Weird Travels Tonight

By: CryptoHaus_Press

CryptoHaus_Press — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:57:09 +0000

here’s my opening for MUTUAL OF OGOPOGO’S WILD CRYPTO KINGDOM:

Loren Coleman: Hi, I’m Loren Coleman, host of WILD CRYPTO KINGDOM. Tonight, we take on a savage Sasquatch.

SHOTS of howling, shrieking Sasquatch in the distance. Loren turns to Craig Woolheater.

Loren: I’ll stay here in the observation tower while my assistant in tonight’s episode, Craig Woolheater, wrestles first-hand with this notably ferocious cryptoid creature. Craig..?

Craig looks stunned — since when did THIS become the game plan?

Craig: Yeah, but, uh… Loren, I…

Sasquatch: (ripping tree branches like paper strips) RooAaAAARRRRR!

Loren: Better hurry, Craig. Wouldn’t want to disappoint our viewers. Nor let this prime moment slip away…

* * *

i’m dating myself, of course. MUTUAL OF OMAHA and whatnot… maybe it should be more in the IN SEARCH OF… format?

btw, sure hope Craig and Loren are LOL! all in good jest as you guys were great!

(though I wished the whole show had been about TBRC as a biased Texan!)

By: Spinach Village

Spinach Village — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:15:43 +0000

Good point. Not that ratings are everything, but apparently there is a big audience for stuff of this nature….

I seen the weird travels thing this morning, Great TV!

By: planettom

planettom — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 20:16:23 +0000

I love that idea squatch-toba, maybe a “Crypto-news of the Week” or “This week in CZ” on Sci-Fi or the History channel starring Loren. Either an hour or half-hour program for updates in the world of cz. I definitely would watch and I know there is an audience for it.

By: squatch-toba

squatch-toba — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 17:22:22 +0000

When is someone in the T.V. world going to realize that Loren should have a weekly show of his own???? It would be SO much better than the horrid crud that is on 90% of the time now. I think we should all DEMAND it from the networks!!! I know that I would tune in to watch “The Loren Coleman Show” every week!!!!! Hey ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, A&E, etc., wake up and jump on this ratings giant!!!!!!

By: Spinach Village

Spinach Village — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:08:50 +0000

wow, i caught the end, it seems that i got a chance to catch it in the morning at 10 am.- http://www.travelchannel.com/Weekly_TV_Schedule

i was really kicking myself about missing it.. ..

thanks a lot.

By: planettom

planettom — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 06:42:33 +0000

I’m watching now! Up late on a Friday, what better to do. I actually and finally, caught the program about a week or so ago. I live in Texas, and I’ve been to the Big Thicket, but many years ago. I hope to take another trip there again soon.

By: CryptoHaus_Press

CryptoHaus_Press — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:32:06 +0000

yes, i was (of course!) joking.

but a thought occurs to me, Loren: if you were making a fortune? the critics and skeptics (is there a difference?) would only say you’re in it for the money instead of the thrill of discovery.

just my humble opinion, though!

By: Loren Coleman

Loren Coleman — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:06:38 +0000

LOL. As most people realize, no residuals, payments, or any kind of financial benefit are forthcoming from any repeats of reality programs, documentaries, and/or news shows in which Craig, me, or any interviewees appear.

I wish the real world was full of fiscal rewards for Craig and all of us, for our Bigfoot work, that merely involved “reruns.”

By: CryptoHaus_Press

CryptoHaus_Press — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:01:34 +0000

great show! have seen it before but will set my tivo!

(btw, hope you guys are getting some residuals!)