Comments on: Texan Uses Toyota To Try To Entice Texas Bigfoot

By: sausage1

sausage1 — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 18:33:05 +0000

Now, you see, you colonials are obsessed with cars, even non-American ones. Why should something with feet that big be interested in automobiles? And raw steak and slices of fruit is so unimaginative.

Now when I finally make it over from England to look for the big lad, I will proceed to the appropriate outdoor area, set up a small table with chairs for me and my guest, and lay out tea – fine china, a steaming pot of Darjeeling, sugar lumps in a bowl and lightly toasted crumpets with melting butter slipping sensuosuly down the sides. When he arrives, as he undoubtedly will, I shall break the ice by inquiring after his health and that of his famliy.

Alternativelly, I will set up a small bar, put us out a pint of Abbot Ale or London Pride each, and lean on it and wait for him as if he were a pal who has just popped out to point percy at the porcelain.

Can’t fail!

By: springheeledjack

springheeledjack — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 19:41:57 +0000

Hey, don’t you know…Toyotas are “meteor proof” and Loch Ness proof”…or didn’t you see the commercials…

By: Craig Woolheater

Craig Woolheater — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 22:39:01 +0000

Hey Ulysses! That is me!

By: Ulysses

Ulysses — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 13:18:30 +0000

It’s good story about a few good ole boys that’s for sure. The handsome rancher looks a little like the Cryptomundo celebrity Craig Woolheater or a reasonable facsimile or (something for another site) a doppenganger. Craig, check it out. You’ve got some kin in Texas! Just in case though, don’t look into his eyes, if you meet.

By: red_pill_junkie

red_pill_junkie — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 19:44:55 +0000

A Toyota?? Bigfoot don’t endorse no frigging foreign products, dammit! Bigfoot wants you to buy American!!

By: Fhqwhgads

Fhqwhgads — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 17:53:40 +0000

I thought from the title a dealership was offering a free Toyota to the first North American hominin of a previously unclassified species who claims it. (Tax and title not included.)

By: Redrose999

Redrose999 — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 14:19:53 +0000

Better be a toyota Hilux, darned things are tough, just in case Mr. Bigfoot gets unhappy when that flash goes off.

Seriously though, can’t say he’s not being creative can I? Crazy, but creative.