“We…evolved from larger breasts.”
Posted by: Loren Coleman on March 27th, 2007
The representation of an almasty based on some eyewitness reports.
Everyone is talking about the new video out of British Columbia. Even “Page Six.” Here’s a snippet from today’s Canadian version of the gossip column:
A new video has hit the web showing two brothers being caught off-guard by a dark humanoid creature in a forest near Tofino, B.C. Was it a Sasquatch? Was there any Kokanee nearby? The sightings still happen year after year. Fact or fiction? Page Six was out and about to ask folks if they believe there are Sasquatches e-like creatures — roaming undetected throughout the vast forests of Canada and the U.S.
Den William, 38: “Fiction. They’re really just a bunch of hairy girls from Nelson.”
Chloe Bennett, 23: “Not real. You gotta see ‘em to believe it and I’ve never seen one.”
Dave Bennett, 38: “Absolutely real. There’s millions of acres and lots of sightings. They’re still hard to find, there’s so much territory.”
Mark Miller, 37: “Fact. There’s a guy in Idaho who recently came up with a bunch of scientific evidence saying there’s something out there. It wouldn’t be the first time science said something wasn’t true when it was.”
Tyler Sedgwick, 36: “Yes. Man might have been an extension of this. We might have evolved from larger beasts.”
Crystal Sedgwick, 32: “Yes. I just want to believe something different is out there. Anything is possible.”
Louise Rough, 33: “It’s a possibility. It’s the unknown and anything is possible. There’s an element of mystery to it.”
Karen Harvich, 43: “Real. It may be the last remnants of a pre-historic man or an ape. We like those stories. Why the heck not believe it?” Chris Gerristen, Page Six, Calgary Sun, March 27, 2007
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No need for implants.
No wonder they stay hidden! Wow, that would be a site to see, I wouldn’t want to tell anybody about that either.
What a unique comment. Hmm. Sort of brings to my mind part of the old folklore about ‘elves’ and such, especially I believe from Northern Europe. In some of the old descriptions it was mentioned that the women had breasts so long they would drape them backward over their shoulders.
The only real point here is pondering the potential effects that hypothetical relic homonid/humanoid/primate species might have had on our mythologies in the past.
Even if we had all the evidence it would be too “big” for everyone to handle. Humans love to believe in something more than this “normal” life, but seriously you have to admit there are things that go bump in the night that have scared people and animals alike for centuries. The true skeptic could become a believer after one true sighting.
Be careful Loren–you’re going to get us an “R” rating!:)
And in an instant, the controversy of Sasquatch’s “longer than normal arms” is relegated to the back burner.
A new poster child for “Cooper’s Droop” perhaps? Apparently, failing to wear brasseires, not only results in a chronic case of the droop, but it appears to have the side effect of causing uncontrolled growth of body hair. No longer any need to shave for that summer bikini, when female back hair is so long that they cannot even find their own butt.
a candidate for a Playboy Centerfold, get a hold of Hugh Hefner.
There were giants on the earth in those days…
Ms Anderson seems to have let herself go…;)
Loren - I’ve never seen this pic before though, thanks (I think!). I find information on the Almasty/Almasti difficult to find - can you give us any more?
I can’t believe people are making this big of a deal out of a fuzzy video of a bear.
Although the female bigfoot picture is kinda sexy.
LOL. I thought it was someone’s typo or something
There are a lot of crude comments I could make about this picture, but nothing that woud be proper!
Why is it grasping one of them? Really wierd picture, Loren!
We have had Werner Herzog faking Nessie, so who is gonna fake a lady almas for film?
Step forward Russ Meyer!
WEEEE! Imagine if you saw her run down a hill!