Comments on: Bigfoot Massacre: Update

By: Alligator

Alligator — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 13:58:12 +0000

Thanks mystery_man. I have noticed you and I think a lot alike on various topics here. As far as the Mossad goes, one never knows how far the reach of these secret spy agencies extends! Possibly a joint training project with the CIA?

By: mystery_man

mystery_man — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 02:00:58 +0000

Alligator- A very meticulous, well thought out, and scientific analysis of the footage and weapons being allegedly used here. I concur. Although, it seems a bit unrealistic that sasquatch would be able to feasibly go to Israel in order to train with the Mossad.

Other than that, a very plausible scenario.

By: Alligator

Alligator — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:22:58 +0000

The picture lacks enough detail to tell whether Sasquatch is using a 9 mm Glock or perhaps a 32 cal. Walther PPK. Sound distortion makes it hard to judge the caliber as well, but I’d say Squatch is probably using the heavier weapon. The shots sound is too muted to be as big as a 10 mm or a 40 cal. Smith & Wesson round. The fact that he drops his victims so quickly with one round each also lends credence to the heavier 9 mm weapon being used. The drop, roll and shoot technique of the Squatch definitely suggests that it trained with US Special Forces or possibly the Israeli Mossad.

By: coelacanth1938

coelacanth1938 — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 22:22:04 +0000

I always though Bigfoot would use a 9mm…

By: Kitsos

Kitsos — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:07:49 +0000

Hah!! Knew it all along. Not only can they hear cameras, talk to cats, like pickup trucks, eat week-old food and have psychic powers but they are also crack shots with a pistol!!!!

By: yetispaghetti235

yetispaghetti235 — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:21:12 +0000

it isn’t made from the really Jack links company
The costume is different
phoney but funny

By: Stan Cold

Stan Cold — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:38:31 +0000

Ha ha… It sucks when you get shot by sasquatch… Don’t you hate it when that happens…