Bigfoot Massacre: Update
Posted by: Loren Coleman on November 26th, 2008
You read all about the Bluff Creek Bigfoot Massacre earlier this year. Now, comes this, another imagined outcome.
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Ha ha… It sucks when you get shot by sasquatch… Don’t you hate it when that happens…
it isn’t made from the really Jack links company
The costume is different
phoney but funny
Hah!! Knew it all along. Not only can they hear cameras, talk to cats, like pickup trucks, eat week-old food and have psychic powers but they are also crack shots with a pistol!!!!
I always though Bigfoot would use a 9mm…
The picture lacks enough detail to tell whether Sasquatch is using a 9 mm Glock or perhaps a 32 cal. Walther PPK. Sound distortion makes it hard to judge the caliber as well, but I’d say Squatch is probably using the heavier weapon. The shots sound is too muted to be as big as a 10 mm or a 40 cal. Smith & Wesson round. The fact that he drops his victims so quickly with one round each also lends credence to the heavier 9 mm weapon being used. The drop, roll and shoot technique of the Squatch definitely suggests that it trained with US Special Forces or possibly the Israeli Mossad.
Alligator- A very meticulous, well thought out, and scientific analysis of the footage and weapons being allegedly used here. I concur. Although, it seems a bit unrealistic that sasquatch would be able to feasibly go to Israel in order to train with the Mossad.
Other than that, a very plausible scenario.
Thanks mystery_man. I have noticed you and I think a lot alike on various topics here. As far as the Mossad goes, one never knows how far the reach of these secret spy agencies extends! Possibly a joint training project with the CIA?