Sasquatch Sighted in Parade
Posted by: Loren Coleman on June 8th, 2008
Stuart Tomlinson of The Oregonian on June 07, 2008, posted information on the RoseFest Parade in Oregon.
“It appears from this float that Sasquatch, Bigfoot or whatever you want to call the mythical creature of Northwest forests, is looking for a new home — he’s riding the Oregon Realtors Float.”
Photo by Stuart Tomlinson, The Oregonian
“Three rooms, with river view please, privacy preferred. Bigfoot on the Oregon Realtors float.”
In breaking news, some surprising new video has surfaced of this swinging Sasquatch. No rumors of a massacre involving this Bigfoot, however, have been tied to this footage. Yet.
For Cryptomundians, ah, this specific Sasquatch suit has become very familiar.
This was the same kind of suit used to fake out the BFRO by Penn & Teller’s production company, when the “Showtime” debunkers created the hoax Sonoma Bigfoot video and did totally fool the BFRO.
These suits are the now widely available Bigfoot/Sasquatch costumes from McAvene Designs of North Hollywood, California. The suits are fitted for muscular actors of the correct size (6′7″), and the one pictured mirrors what appears on the Penn & Teller program and in the Oregon float.
- Similar Phenomena:
OK, I can see the headline now. Local hunter catches bigfoot on camera and wins Bushnell million. Next day headline-Local hunter kills best friend, wife gets “Bushnell million”. Only in America could people be so free, open, and stupid.
I don’t understand; where are the braids, ponytail, bangs, stick, nail polish, gold tooth, nipple shields, mark of the White Hand of Saruman…oh, wait. Stop with the nail polish. Those stills don’t come out until next year. My bad.
I’ve got to admit the costumes are getting better, but there are still many differences from Patty. And this suit is good for discussion, BECAUSE of several things I notice right off the bat:
1) the gait of the guy walking is still very human and there are subtle differences that are different than the Patterson footage.
2) the hands are not proportionate, why? because they allow the guy in the suit to make them functional.
3) the fur around the head–the fur covers up the neck of the guy, which shows me that human build is much different than what was in Patterson’s creature.
4) Body proportion: the guy pictured here in the suit is just plain built differently. Something I would characterize as not just an individual build, but a build that is similar in all humans. And again, it does not fit with what was walking in the Patterson footage.
There, is that enough to debate?
It looks like a Klingon. I’m not buyin’ it.
There are free, open and stupid people throughout the world. Please don’t stereotype.
Smiley face Bigfoot FTW!
I’m 6′-4″, I’m getting me one of those costumes! Maybe that way I would get a faster service when I go to the bank
Cool custome!!!
Still cannot stack up against Patty, though…
Good parade, too…