Suttons, Flatwoods & Oompah-Loompahs

Posted by: Loren Coleman on November 6th, 2007

One reason [the Flatwoods Monster case] might remind you of the Kelly goblins is the name “Sutton.” It’s the town next to Flatwoods and the name of the family that was besieged one night by goblins, aliens, eagle owls or Oompah-Loompahs.Robert Schneck, November 6, 2007.

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10 Responses to “Suttons, Flatwoods & Oompah-Loompahs”

  1. Saint Vitus responds:

    Whatever it was that they saw, it sure as hell wasn’t owls! (although, barn owls do look and sound somewhat like aliens).

  2. Atticus responds:

    I just realized what they saw may have been Stripe and his pals from the movie Gremlins…lol.

  3. harleyb responds:

    The Flatwoods monster made a video game appearance years ago on the old NES. A game called Amagon.

  4. red_pill_junkie responds:

    How I miss those old cases when there was more variety in the description of the aliens.

    Makes me wonder if those gray bastards kicked the rest of the kiddies out of the playground! :-)

  5. Allen Hazen responds:

    “Eagle owls”? What nationality is Robert Schneck? Isn’t “eagle owl” the British English name for what in American English is called the Great Horned Owl?

  6. mystery_man responds:

    I’m going with the Oompah Loompah hypothesis. Let’s not be close minded to the possibility of Oompah Loompahs attacking people out in the woods. There’s nothing to prove in this case that they conclusively could NOT have been Oompah Loompahs, and we don’t know enough about Oompah Loompah behavior to say it is not plausible. Under the right lighting conditions, under stress, Ooompah Loompahs could absolutely be mistaken for alien creatures. That or they were otters dressed up in oompah loompah costumes. :)

  7. Atticus responds:

    Maybe they are mangy Oompa Loompas.

  8. DARHOP responds:

    All I know is that is one hell of a beautiful owl pictured above !!!

  9. Saint Vitus responds:

    The eagle owl is closely related to the great horned, but not the same species.

  10. Mnynames responds:

    Atticus, you made my day with that comment!



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