No Body, No Más
Posted by: Loren Coleman on August 15th, 2008
He’s a Bigfoot dressed up as a Bigfoot, playing another Bigfoot. ~ So said a wag on the internet, paraphrasing the Robert Downy Jr. character in the new movie, Tropic Thunder.
Fox News said it immediately: Bigfoot Press Conference Reveals…Little.
It was you typical California Tom Biscardi news conference: More was promised than delivered, come back for more later was the theme, Jeff Meldrum was slammed (”He’s not an anthropologist”), one half “face” photo was shared, and one blobsquatch in the woods picture was shown.
No body was rolled out, no angles and multiple photographs of the body were shared with the media, and the DNA results were unremarkable. One DNA test came back inconclusive, another series shown “human” and the intestines registered as “possum” (i.e. Virginia Opossum, Didelphis virginiana). The tissue sample was reportedly handed to Tom Biscardi in the lobby of a hotel in Atlanta.
The past stories changed, the timing of when the intestines appeared on the body shifted, and the landscape of the tale quaked.
The true motive of this whole exercise in tomfoolery may be revealed covertly in this segment. This is quite an interesting selection. Matt Whitton refers to the doctor impersonation stunt as “something to give the psychos something to do.” Is this all some kind of act of revenge?
- Similar Phenomena:
You were right all along Loren.
Researcher says bigfoot just a rubber gorilla suit
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080819/D92LKD300.html
I really hope this doesn’t set back true reseachers…
I never understood the whole “give psychos something to do” statement…