Comments on: Do Bigfoot Show Steatopygia?

By: cryptokellie

cryptokellie — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 21:47:43 +0000

Your reaching here. The human female images that accompany the article provide all the answers needed without calling in Bigfoot. Surely you don’t expect primitive humans to sculpt with the talent of Rodin or Michelangelo…just the fact that the ancient figures even resemble females is impressive for primitive artists working with hard substances and almost no tools. Sculpting is difficult – try it sometime and see how you do. Those ancient artists were creating images of what was improtant to them…their women, not bigfoot. As to the question – does Bigfoot display steatopygia? – humans and apes do and if Bigfoot does exist, It’s certainly possible.

By: alan borky

alan borky — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 19:33:07 +0000

“From the side that piece looks like a woman lying on her back with a smaller figure (man)? on top of her. Anyone else notice that?”

William I was go’n'o be facetious and say lying on her back she looks like Jabba the Hutt lying atop Han Solo. Had you noticed that?

But you have a point.

But it isn’t one smaller figure lying atop her it’s two (when you factor in she’s got two breasts) and the motif of divine twins’s as cofounders of civilization’s extremely ancient.

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Loren I actually used to know a brunette who was covered from head to toe in thick wiry white fur and she was oddly quite popular even though she tended to have a a thicker beard and moustache than yours when she couldn’t be bothered to shave. Fancy a date?

But that steato- arseous thing is a good point (or two) and I find myself wondering in a non-facetious way whether anyone’s ever bothered to play the Patty film to a gang of black rappers.

Those guys’re really big on booties and booty calls etc and if ever there were any group who could be said to be world experts on arses it’s them.

Seriously if Patty’s arse’s real (therefore implying she’s real too) then those guys will nail her (so to speak) before they even have a chance to blink.

Seriously.

By: DWA

DWA — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 19:25:15 +0000

Excuse me.

Does this highly controversial film, still hotly debated after 45 years, and oh by the way shot by a man falling off a horse, make me look fat?

By: William

William — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 19:18:54 +0000

From the side that piece looks like a woman lying on her back with a smaller figure (man)? on top of her. Anyone else notice that?

By: Goodfoot

Goodfoot — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 18:51:13 +0000

R. Crumb thinks so:

By: norman-uk

norman-uk — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 22:53:42 +0000

A careful lingering look at patty's rump does suggest steatopygia but maybe its extra muscle. My impression is that she has quite wide hips as well, as in this homo erectus pelvis see. I get the impression that the homo erectus pelvis would fit her quite well.

By: arewethereyeti

arewethereyeti — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 15:50:28 +0000

Apparently, in the modern world, the best breeders are those females who display ample reserves of silicone…

By: graybear

graybear — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 14:23:12 +0000

So….now when we’re asked, “Does this dress make me look fat?” we can safely reply that it merely demonstrates her “ample reserves”? How fast can you duck?