Golfers usually played by the upper class who look down their noses while they play thinking they’re connecting to nature at the same time, yet in reality, their sport actually pollutes the environment horribly, the monocultured lawns used for golfing require pesticides, herbicides, fungicides, and heavy fertilizers, all which harm if not destroy the environment.

I wonder if the biodegradable golfballs would float? Haha. They would have fixed this a long time ago if normal golfballs floated, and the loch started looking like a mini-golf course.

Of course, I can’t pretend I’ve never carelessly tee’d off a few. Except mine don’t land on Nessie.

That is a shame. People seem to think that golf balls aren’t litter.