Comments on: Exclusive Lunch Report: M. K. Davis

By: Rob008

Rob008 — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:16:27 +0000

I saw Bigfoot at Hooters one time. He was flirting with the Hooter girls.
I think I saw MK filming him, till he got kicked out for not ordering food.

By: aRNIe001

aRNIe001 — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 03:46:12 +0000

?!
Howdy fellow cryptid folks..
This is my first post.., odd considering I visit this site almost everyday for the last 2 years yet never posted anything, but seeing as how San Antonio, TX was mentioned I happened to live here…down the street from a hooters and bikinies might I add.
I had heard of a place called MK Davis but I guess it never really clicked, gotta check it out then I’ll report back on the eatery..
JMonkey FYI shiner is great up north texas, but the premier beer would be budwieser…us mexsons love liquid gold an almost any schooner here in tx will be bud…

By: korollocke

korollocke — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 23:42:18 +0000

Oh fer pete sakes! Any body with at least on active brain cell knows bigfoot don’t eat burgers, bigfoots thinking Arbys!

By: mystery_man

mystery_man — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:06:37 +0000

I don’t know about Bigfoot, but eating this stuff will make you as big around as one.

I’m getting fatter just looking at that burger. “Diet coke to go with that sir?” “No, a 32 ounce beer, please.” Buuuuuurrrrrp.

DWA- Clearly there has been plenty of evidence to support the existence of the Bigfoot working the Kathmandu snack joint. There ARE photos, footprints, and plenty of eyewitnesses. We will never get anywhere if we don’t look at the evidence, and it’s there in spades. Your whole scoftic stance towards Bigfoot’s move towards snackery and the food business is worrying. There’s no reason to suspect that a hominid of this type would not find a liking for flipping burgers. Read sighting and dining reports! Class dismissed.

By: cryptidsrus

cryptidsrus — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:28:23 +0000

DWA:

That was funny. Odingirl and the rest also.

Great burger. Wouldn’t mind chomping down on THAT.
Great post.

By: Rob008

Rob008 — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:19:52 +0000

I think if you go into the restaurant and film some guy eating the huge burger and then adjust the image of the guy eating, it’ll show a Bigfoot, with its hair up, walking straight through the woods, with a big bullet hole in its leg. Let the truth be known. MK you’re my idol.

By: JMonkey

JMonkey — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:00:31 +0000

More than likely it is Shiner Bach beer. It is a Texas local favorite. I grew up near Texas, and I must say I have enjoyed it on several occassions.

By: JMonkey

JMonkey — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:59:30 +0000

I dont know about the Crypto part, but that burger looked awesome. I’ll see you guys later. I gotta go get some food.

By: DWA

DWA — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:35:26 +0000

You know, I’m getting tired of this guy.

He’s seeing way too much in those photos, or in that restaurant. I can’t decide which.

If we don’t stop him, soon we’ll be hearing that there are three of them, and the third one operates a snack bar in Kathmandu serving “yeti-size” portions, and that here’s a photo of it, or him, or something alleging to be them, on Google Earth. And that the funny-tasting chops are, yes, the result of A Massacre. Then it’ll be time to cue the Bernard Heuvelmans tribute video. Then, sayonara again. Right, until when, you faker you?

This has to stop. Crypto has suffered from this kind of stuff too long.

Hey, what kind of beer is that?

By: odingirl

odingirl — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:25:43 +0000

The San Antonio Zoological Society? Now that’s just funny.

But seriously, upon closer inspection and enhancement of the ‘burger’ photos, one can clearly see blood on the hand of one subject and a basket on the left containing what appears to be a ribcage. Weapons can be seen on the right. And the witness in the background has clearly been decapitated to silence her. One has to wonder just what that sandwich is really made of….squatchburger, anyone?