Posted by: Loren Coleman on December 1st, 2012
Finally, we are hearing from Bigfoot himself who has commented on new findings that confirm his existence.
Graham Roumieu personally forwarded the breaking news to me that Bigfoot has a few choice words to say about the supposed results from the new DNA tests.
In a series of four hard-hitting questions about the latest Facebook news on the test results, Bigfoot has a few things to say.
Here’s one of the exchanges:
Q: It’s been four years since your last book. I guess this means you’ll have to write something new.
Bigfoot: It true, Bigfoot should do something. Have been seclusion, but in me defence have been productive seclusion, sort of like when Monet started wearing old lady dress and slippers and painted mud puddle all day. Something new and good will happen and Bigfoot will sell lots of coffee mug and jar of scab. Especially now that Dr. Ketchup have me DNA anyways.
Read the entire National Post interview here.