who do you think would receive the votes of Skunk Apes and Bigfoot in the next election?

a GREAT question, red pill! here’s my fearless prediction, based entirely on whim (what else?).

Red States go McCain re: Bigfoot. based on cultural preferences. i’ve seen a lot of ‘Squatch “Vote McCain” bumper stickers in the woods here in Texas, many posted over 10-feet high in the trees! plus, it makes sense. rural Bigfeet tend to be more conservative with their natural resources owing to smaller, less densely populated “pods” and less diversity amongst themselves, as a result. finally, McCain calls everyone “my friends” a lot, which probably makes the ‘Feet in the red states feel more included in the debate.

Blue States go Obama vis a vis Sasquatch. again, cultural reasons. Northern California and Seattle Sasquatch tribes tend to be more liberal, prefer tree hugging to timber logging, etc. in short, are more “environmentally conscious,” which doubtless appeals to ‘Squatches. also, because of higher population density, Sasquatch (note how they prefer to be called ‘Squatch’ in the Northwest instead of ‘Bigfoot’ for Native tribal identity & affinity reasons) in the redwood states tend to be more culturally diverse, tolerant of differences, enjoy banning guns, etc.

the big toss up? Florida. imagine: if elderly types have problems punching out those hanging chads? what’s a large cryptid with mitts the size of Mighty Joe Young to do? they should REALLY allow both absentee voting AND/OR electronic voting to encourage the southern swamp skunk ape vote, imho.

and please: if you feel i’ve misrepresented your local momo’s preference for which candidate? contact your local women league of crypto voters, not me!

Or am I rattling a hornet nest here with my nagging questions?

They may have legal recourse as well, if voting stations are not located in isolated and unreachable places they are obviously being disenfranchised.

In a close election they may be able to constitute a swing vote and leverage the situation to gain desired concessions.

Technically, wouldn’t all politicians be considered hominids?

LOL! actually, considering the state of current Washington politicos, we might also wish to consider their Endangered Species status, as well!