Comments on: Happy Valley Horror?

By: slick1ru2

slick1ru2 — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:12:03 +0000

Actually I know a lady who used to live in Fairburn who claimed bigfoot encounters her entire life while growing up there. There have also been been sightings west of Atlanta in Douglas and Carroll counties (see BRFO) and howls at Allatoona so I am not surprised by anything. Read weird GA, there are sightings all over GA.

By: cryptidsrus

cryptidsrus — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:25:01 +0000

Very funny, Loren!!!

Happy April Fools Day, Loren and everybody else!!!

By: Artist

Artist — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:23:27 +0000

“Imagine how big the hopscotch course would be… ”

More like “Leapscotch”, actually…

But, hey, we are always assuming that Bigfoot sightings near subdivisions and other housing occur because we are invading (hence destroying) the creature’s territory, but perhaps… just perhaps… it’s the other way around; perhaps it’s because the creature is yearning and searching for some way to become integrated with our society, to join our gatherings (schools, churches, weddings, bar mitzvahs, picnics etc) and become a productive mamber of our society!

Perhaps we should make an effort to provide more oversized garments for them to wear, not just undies but pants, shirts, shoes, even ties and yarmulkes, items that they have no other way to acquire, to help them integrate with us!

Gotta be a cartoonist out there somewhere (perhaps Ted “BugSport” Bastian or Luke “Crazyfingers” Bazoon?) who could draw up a poster that could be hung on trees in Bigfoot areas, with the clothing attached?

Anybody interested may eMail me at [deleted] or snail-mail me at [deleted], Mailbox [deleted], County Road [deleted], Loose Belt, AR, with ideas about [deleted] or [deleted], or donations that will fit a really large creature with an enormous [deleted].

By: sausage1

sausage1 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:01:38 +0000

Q: If the offspring went to the school, where in the class would it sit?

A: Anywhere it damn well pleases!

All very droll.

By: Alligator

Alligator — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:18:15 +0000

He, he. The gag becomes more obvious as one makes their way through the article. “donations for legal fees and pizza…are way cool anyway.” April Fool’s!

By: cmgrace

cmgrace — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:49:30 +0000

LOL…”her super-sized underwear kept disappearing from her clothesline.”

A modest female BF, maybe?! Very funny.

By: fallofrain

fallofrain — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:29:42 +0000

Hey, even bigfoot deserves a seven course meal every now and then…an armadillo and a sixpack.

By: eireman

eireman — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:55:34 +0000

Going out on a limb… April Fool’s Day joke? My favorite quote: “Global Warming has already killed thousands, maybe millions of species. But nobody cares because they’re mostly bugs. This one is different. It has a fur coat. And it must be saved.” [insert emphatic hand gesture, begin call to arms]. Running a close second: “Coweta school board officials would not comment, citing privacy concerns about future students at the planned school, including possible offspring of the Horror who might qualify for the pre-K program.” Imagine how big the hopscotch course would be…

By: REVCOP

REVCOP — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:40:23 +0000

As a resident of Griffin you had me going for about two sentences there Loren . Thanks for the chuckle .