Comments on: Gecko Found Inside Chicken Egg

By: sschaper

sschaper — Fri, 23 May 2008 15:07:03 +0000

Okay, no one else has said it, and it has to be asked:

“Which came first, the gecko or the egg?”

By: Amdusias

Amdusias — Wed, 21 May 2008 20:16:00 +0000

What crawled up your cloaca and died?

Wouldn’t you think a chicken would stop such an unwelcomed breech while the assault were still in progress? I mean, I can’t picture a gecco looking at a chicken’s cloaca, targeting, getting a running start, then making little more than a popping noise as he gains full-body entry into the poor avian.

By: red_pill_junkie

red_pill_junkie — Wed, 21 May 2008 16:24:02 +0000

I had “huevos a la mexicana” this morning. Thanks a lot, Loren!!!

By: shumway10973

shumway10973 — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:23:47 +0000

That chicken must have sounded like a hypochondriac to the other chickens, “I think I have something walking around me insides…” Has anyone attempted to let the chicken know she’s not insane?

By: youcantryreachingme

youcantryreachingme — Wed, 21 May 2008 09:38:25 +0000

“Ooooh. That must have hurt!” … not as much as laying the egg, no doubt!