Cryptozoology Captivates Cupid
Posted by: Loren Coleman on February 13th, 2011
Yes, it has finally happened. Dating and finding true love can now be based on a mutual interest in Bigfoot. The site Love Among the Giants, just in time for Valentine’s Day 2011, has produced the following video intro, and published this statement:
Standing apart from other dating sites, in which dozens of compatibility traits contribute to a successful profile, we here at Love Among the Giants start from the premise that one major quality can pre-select a group of like-minded people–the capacity and the passion to set forth into the wilderness, desiring contact with an enormous, human-like primate. Those who have attended BFRO expeditions, or participated in more loosely organized group field research, have felt themselves instantly and powerfully bonded with other members; there’s an automatic affinity within this devoted and rapidly expanding cross-section of the North American population.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g_8x8QYk0k
Everyone have a Happy Valentine’s Day!!
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Not really relevant as I’m in Australia, but I’d worry about ending up with a girl that looked (and smelled?) like “Patty”…!
I wonder if you would have to include in your profile your exact ideas regarding what a Sasquatch really is.
Imagine your date going sour because you discovered that the cute crypto-enthusiast you invited for dinner is a die-hard Gigantopithecus adherent, and doesn’t want anything to do with paranormal notions of Bigfoot and UFOs