Comments on: Mission Monster Monitored!

By: red_pill_junkie

red_pill_junkie — Fri, 18 May 2012 02:42:37 +0000

Thanks for the update, Rick.

No one can resist Mexican pan dulce.

By: rickr727

rickr727 — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:37:25 +0000

Just wanted to let everyone know that the "Mission Monkey" has been caught! The capture was made yesterday by local Animal Control officers. Hilariously, they used "Pan Dulce" which is sweet bread made locally here to capture it after several failed attempts using different fruits. Here's the link to the story.

By: Hapa

Hapa — Fri, 04 May 2012 16:47:44 +0000

red_Pill_junkie

Good points. Yeah I didn’t think about the fact that no Orangutan rapes have (so far) been reported. Like you said, hopefully they don’t get reported!

In the same book I quoted, there are stories written down of Sasquatch supposedly raping and even impregnating Indian women in the west. I’m trying to remember if there have been such reports in modern times, other than one in one of Mr. Coleman’s books about a Sasquatch raping Cattle (can’t remember the book’s name)

By: red_pill_junkie

red_pill_junkie — Fri, 04 May 2012 13:15:05 +0000

@ Hapa:

I dunno. These kind of people although perverted and sadistic still live by certain codes, you know? Throwing an enemy to be eaten by the lions might be seen as more acceptable than acts of bestiality to a person who still sees himself as Catholic.

And besides, if an escaped animal would have been trained for such despicable things, we might have read of attacks to people living in Mission by now. Thank God we haven’t!

By: Hapa

Hapa — Fri, 04 May 2012 07:06:14 +0000

red_Pill_Junkie

“An Orangutan isn’t the kind of exotic animal a druglord would like to keep as a pet.”

I have to admit they are very expensive upkeep animals, but if you are an ultra rich drug Lord with a bit of sick, satanic, cruel imagination, you can use such an animal as a scare tactic: Orangutans have been known to rape human women, and there have been reports of them kidnapping them as well (Jeff Meldrum, Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science, pages 78-79). If you’re a well read drug dealer and either want to punish a woman or a man by harming his wife or daughter or mother… I’ll let your imagination run with that.

By: red_pill_junkie

red_pill_junkie — Thu, 03 May 2012 20:10:29 +0000

On orangutan isn’t the kind of exotic animal a druglord would like to keep as a pet.

By: Bigfoot Believer

Bigfoot Believer — Thu, 03 May 2012 17:01:59 +0000

Loren-
You get bonus points for the title on this one!

By: Loren Coleman

Loren Coleman — Thu, 03 May 2012 15:16:55 +0000

Dear rickr727: The “Brownsville Beast” has been renamed the “Mission Monster” after your good correction. Thank you.

By: rickr727

rickr727 — Thu, 03 May 2012 14:08:26 +0000

Hi Loren,
I’m a huge fan of yours. This article came from my area and I just want to point out that the sightings are not taking place in Brownsville. Brownsville is actually around 70 miles from Mission, Texas where the sightings are being reported. The article was printed in the “Brownsville Herald” which is a partner newspaper to where the article was originally published called “The Monitor”. The sightings are taking place in Mission, Texas which is 70 miles east of Brownsville and in another county. I just wanted to clear things up.

By: Hapa

Hapa — Thu, 03 May 2012 00:38:45 +0000

This is a link on Brownsville, showing among other things its geography and history. This city already has a rich history: if Sasquatch is found there, of all places, it will add a great deal more to it, and also to say the least boost tourism. I've heard its dangerous to get even remotely close to the border now, due to the violence and craziness along and below it. Perhaps this will bring to this tiny part of it a different, benevolent kind of craziness. BTW: I could be wrong, but is Bigfoot in Spanish "Pie' Grande"?