Comments on: Baby Bigfoot Seller Writes In

By: quill

quill — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 22:30:42 +0000

*highfives Sunny* Go crypto-chicks!
DP needs to get a ride to the mall from mommy and find a new hobby.

By: Al

Al — Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:39:49 +0000

Y’know, in this day and age, it is not possible to obtain $17 million and avoid the IRS. Big brother watches financial transactions very carefully and all ’suspicious’ transactions are investigated by the FBI. That agency also has contacts in the IRS, and more than likely interacts with any applicable state tax and investigatory agencies. So assume for a moment, that our Genius-at-Large did score his windfall, his troubles are just beginning. It will begin with a phone call to the effect of, “Good morning Mr. Perez, we’d like to congratulate you on your recent windfall. In fact, we’d like to discuss it with you and ensure that you have not been taken advantage of. Come on down to the Federal Building, and we shall visit for awhile.”

FYI - They don’t care one iota about the animal, only the money. Currently there are NO Federal agencies that have any interest in this creature, at all.

If you come into the possession of one, your biggest fear should be from the competing organizations in the BF community and the manner in which they will attempt to discredit you.

By: cor2879

cor2879 — Sat, 16 Sep 2006 18:43:41 +0000

Ok it’s obvious that this guy has spent a little too much time in the Meth lab and not enough time trying to become a competent, contributing member of society…

By: Okie

Okie — Sat, 16 Sep 2006 06:12:47 +0000

After all that. I am wondering what would actually happen if I came up with a Bigfoot. Would the government take it away from me. Would I be charge with kidnapping, would someone offer money to me for it, or would the Blue Book boys have me erased? Interesting to think about. Maybe I should just go get one and see, I know where they hang out, so why not?

Anyone know how to build a Bigfoot Trap???

By: Al

Al — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:19:57 +0000

To Sky King - I don’t particularly care if you think me competent or not. I reckon my time and resources spent in working on this puzzle are well worth it.

To all others, as the particular species of this creature has not been actually determined, yet, I suspect that terms such as ‘homicide’ and ‘kidnapping’ are a bit pre-mature.

This DP fella doesn’t know much about these animals as evidenced in his dissertation. His fantasy is missing a few key ingredients to come even close to being laughable. He is just another wanna-be that is trying to get his 15 minutes of fame and fortune.

By: oroblanco

oroblanco — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:48:29 +0000

IF this tale is true, and if Bigfoot proves to be what I suspect (Meganthropus) then killing the adult was by definition HOMICIDE and taking the baby KIDNAPPING.

Interesting, will see where this ends up.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:45:54 +0000

Hahahahaha…baby bigfoot, ya right!

By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:36:53 +0000

This guy sure sounds huffy for someone who just made 17 million. I would be off in Greece or somewhere, not searching the internet to see if anyone was mentioning me, let alone wasting my time responding.

By: jchip

jchip — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:40:02 +0000

Just remember kids, “Crack is whack!”

By: cabochris

cabochris — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 00:10:16 +0000

Hey Perez, get a life!