Comments on: Almasty Eyewitness at Weird Weekend

By: TheBlessedBlogger

TheBlessedBlogger — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:21:57 +0000

How can I say this without it coming out wrong? As a um…well endowed young lady I can assure you that if that picture is at all realistic then the female Almas won’t be running anywhere regardless of slope. Even if she somehow managed to find and put on a brassiere, running with such a large chest is rather painful and awkward. Just looking at the picture is giving me post traumatic flash backs to high school gym class. ::shudders::

By: sausage1

sausage1 — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 21:20:00 +0000

What evolutionary advantage would mammaries as pendulous and heavy as these confer on Mrs Almas, excluding Mr Almas being a boobs rather than a booty man?

By: twblack

twblack — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:32:40 +0000

Please keep us informed on this one Loren.

By: DARHOP

DARHOP — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:00:08 +0000

If that is an accurate drawing of a female… She is gonna get some black eyes if she run’s anywhere….!!!!

By: The_Carrot

The_Carrot — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:30:33 +0000

Bones? Panchenko claims to have alleged Almas bones?

By: jayman

jayman — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:23:34 +0000

Please keep us informed on this one… it should be interesting to hear what these “findings” are.

By: sasquatch

sasquatch — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:09:42 +0000

I don’t think she could run up or downhill, or on a flat surface.