Posted by: Craig Woolheater on December 21st, 2005
The Moscow News reports that recently unearthed documents lay out a plan by Communist dictator Josef Stalin to create a super-army of human/ape hybrids.
Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia’s top animal breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from horse and animal work to the quest for a super-warrior.
Stalin reportedly told the scientist: “I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat.”
The probably would have perfected the art of flinging poo into a lethal weapon. Those darn Ruskies!