Wanna Be Bigfoot For Halloween?
Posted by: Dave Coleman on October 26th, 2012
HALLOWEEN CRYPTID. Hard to choose, but don’t put it off if you’re planning on going as a squatch. This popular edition pictured below is already sold out on some websites. Range: $76 to 125, depending on various extras, etc.
HALLOWEEN DELUXE-SQUATCH. If you have a few hundred more to blow than the Basic Edition Squatch Costume above? Blow that 1% advantage in style with this Deluxe Job. Cost: $449, an 18% Halloween Only special! 
RICHIE RICH CRYPTID COSTUME FANTASY. If you just won the Lottery? Try this on for size! It’s a mascot costume, actually, but hell, you think anyone at the Halloween party is gonna give a damn as they beg you to pose with them for cell phone snaps? Price: A reasonable $1,299.95, plus $35 shipping if you want it for October 31. RoooaAAArrrr!
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Author of THE BIGFOOT FILMOGRAPHY, a new non-fiction reference guide and critique of Cine du Sasquatch. From McFarland in Fall 2011. Hardbound. Oversized.
Is it disturbing to some here that an article on bigfoot costumes occurs shortly after another article about a TV show offering 10 million to shoot a Sasquatch?
Can one still buy a Philip Morris original (suitable for modifying).
Wow.
It’s amazing how much better suit tech was in 1967. I wonder what else has regressed this badly.