Texas is a beautiful state, with many more square miles of forest than Oregon, but nothing like the wilderness of the steep Cascades. Comparing the forests of these two states is like comparing Venus to Mars, that being said, I have heard of plenty of Hairy Hominid sightings occuring in TX, that is the thing about hominids; we are adaptable to almost any biome.

Texas and Oregon are most similar in their love of college football. GO DUCKS!! (and Beavers too, I guess)

I’ve only been there once (not counting airports which one never does), for the TX Bigfoot Conference in ’09. Definitely not a cheese event, but suppose you won’t do those everywhere in OR either. And TX from Tyler to Houston looks, in many places, more like OR than OR does.

I think that for sasquatch trad, TX rivals anyplace in the PNW. Somebody definitely needs to educate the North Coasters on that. (Although the cheese, well, no complaints there.)

The only time I’ve seen tracks was in CA, right up there on the OR border, in a place so remote not even the local Nuclear Free Zone (which actually was in OR; the road did weave a bit) knew about it. But there’s loads of evidence down your way.

And no mention of “The Chambers Creek Monster” or the “The Goat-Man of Emhouse?” For shame!?!

In fact, ads like this could be considered a major exhibit when discussing why the sasquatch isn’t confirmed yet. Nobody even knows there’s lots of evidence, much less in how many places.

And I never thought I’d ever hear a Texan say “We do love cheese down here.”

Clearly some stuff I didn’t learn in school.