Perhaps Biscardi and Dyer can be booked right after Cliff “we KNOW sasquatches do this or that” Barackman. Hey, why go out in the cold, wet, wilderness? Just gather round inside the ski lodge and be instructed in the ways of the squatches from the Master. Who needs scientific documentation when you have Cliff’s internal highly tuned and calibrated Squatch-o-meter right inside his head.

Oh, and no matter the admission price to this veritable sasquatch roundup, it has got to top the value of the BFRO “Eco-tours” that at one time charged a mere $400. With that you were assured of getting spooked in the night by howls, moans and whoops…from coyotes, barred owls and an occasional red wolf.

Heck that’s better than a mere long-eared owl courtship wing clap you get from the big time Finding Bigfoot show.

One more thing, most everything is covered, but unfortunately it continues to still be… BYOB. Sorry no alcohol. You really do have to bring your own bigfoot.