McDonald’s Bigfoot Captured!
Posted by: Craig Woolheater on February 23rd, 2006
Well, a screen capture anyway…
The Burger King and Subservient Chicken got nothing on these guys I tell ya…
This post was written by
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005.
I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films:
OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad
I’m still lovin’ it!
Ahh Foot, what are ya doing?! Do you know how much fat is in that stuff? Why do you think Ronald is frozen like he is?
Go to Subway and eat healthier food.
Hmm, Bigfoot and Jared….
Then again, maybe ol Squatch should stick to his usual forest diet.
After subjecting the photo to several photoshop filters and carefully measuring the apparent size of the bench, I have determined that Ronald McDonald is approximately 7 feet tall. The dermal ridges on his feet show much scarring, likely from french-fry grease being spilled and walked upon.
Testing of a white, greasy compound found near the scene has been completed: it is either clown makeup, mayonaisse or yak fur.
What did an examination of the fecal matter turn up? Oh, sorry– that was a quarter-pounder with cheese!
Some aspiring artist should paint a picture like the Bogart/James Dean in a late nite diner scene…only with squatch, chupacabra, a gray (alien), nessie, all sitting there having a cup of joe. Think anyone would enjoy the irony?
The guy on the left is real, as for the red head…perhaps Peter Byrne can investigate, perhaps Lapseritis is a friend!
Not another blobMac. Why cant we get a clear infocus picture of Ronald? The scientific community will never take us seriously until we produce clear photographic evidence or a body.
Wait! What’s that? YES! I have found proof of its existance! The BigMac is real! I see one hiding under the bench!
(yum) ;^)
Taking a second look at the photo, I still see only a BlobSquatch and a McBlob; inconclusive proof of the existence of either one.
Oh no! Indigestion! (shouldn’t have had that Big Mac) -)