Bigfoot : Go-Go Crypto Hominid of the 21st Century
Posted by: Craig Woolheater on December 30th, 2005
Today, Newsweek published an interview with Bigfoot, arranged by Graham Roumieu, author of "Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir".
Graham Roumieu for Newsweek
Bigfoot didn’t cotton to some of our questions
NEWSWEEK: So the monster getting all the publicity these days is King Kong. Do you know him?
Bigfoot: Oh that just such ignorant question. You think because we both elusive forest creature that we must know each other? No, I not know King Kong, but I hear he a hack. Bigfoot would be much better choice for lead role in “King Kong 2.” Maybe all roles in that movie. It amazing what can be do with computer film compositing these days.
For people who don’t know you, tell us briefly who you are and why we should care.
Are you suggest that there might be people that not care? Please give me name and address and I go fix. Really, how someone not love Bigfoot when I a multitalented, go-go crypto hominid of the 21st century? I enjoy long walks on beach, eat thing I find on ground and yelling at moon while punching and kicking at air.
Hilarious! Everyone must read the full interview.
The other day I, myself, was fortunate enough to stop Bigfoot at the airport for a minute and asked him a few questions:
Why haven’t we seen much of you lately?
“Me had press photo-shoot month ago, but everyone look at pics and say it just rotten basking shark.”
Some people say you have a bad, er, well a bad body odor. Care to comment?
“Oh yes, that be the Skunk-Ape fiasco in Florida. I explain that already. I forget and leave matted feces in hair for few days and suddenly me a bad person!”
Is there a Mrs. Bigfoot in your future?
“Maybe. Me smooth with the ladies and a good dancer - only step on toes sometimes. Went to zoo awhile back to check out the ape area, but got arrested for loittering and harassment. Me only said to some old ladies just staring at me “Care to hold my banana?” All of sudden me hear screams and get stun-gun rammed up my -”
And that was the end of my short interview with Bigfoot as we were interupted when his flight was announced. He said he had to get going because he had to be in Malaysia for some publicity photos tomorrow.
Happy New Year to all! I hope for lots of amazing Crypto news in 2006.
LOL — I have to get that book
Bigfoot can dance? That information was not shared with me, I might have to rethink my opinion of the big guy 
Book sounds too funny.