Biscardi: Hot on the Trail of the Yardley Yeti
Posted by: Craig Woolheater on September 29th, 2006
Apparently Biscardi is running out of newspaper accounts of Bigfoot sightings to follow up on. Now he’s on the trail of the Yardley Yeti.
From the September 26 issue of the Bucks County Courier Times.
Bigfoot hunter Tom Biscardi is on the phone from California.
“What’s the story out there with the Yardley Yeti? Whaddya got?” he asked.
I told him I have been swamped by reports from people in Lower Bucks County (but mostly in the Yardley/Lower Makefield area) who have seen a strange dog-like creature.
“From what I can tell,” I said, “it could be a feral dog, a fox with mange or a mutant chipmunk.”
Biscardi chuckled lightly.
“Chipmunk,” he said wryly.
“Did you know,” he asked, “that you made all the Bigfoot alerts? Your story has hit nationally and internationally.”
The Yardley Yeti — an “international” hit? I asked.
Yes, among Bigfoot enthusiasts, he said.
Biscardi has spent 33 years researching and hunting Bigfoot, the alleged monster-like creature that stalks thick woodlands from Oregon to Pennsylvania. Biscardi has been doing it full time for two years. He has a Web site dedicated to his work. (Searchingforbigfoot.com.)
He called me for clarification on the creature. “Yeti” is usually a name associated with Bigfoot. Since Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) are in their annual north-to-south migrating season, he wondered if a wandering Bigfoot is the source of alarm.
(Apparently Tom hasn’t seen the photos of the Yardley Yeti here on Cryptomundo.)
“I know there is a migration path out there, and they could be going through your town,” he said.
I don’t think this thing is Bigfoot, I said. It’s more like Little Foot, or little feet.
“OK, well, I’m talking about hominids; things that walk on two feet,” he said.
This is definitely a four-footed animal, I told him. Probably a fox flushed from its habitat.
Again, he chuckled.
“From the descriptions you’ve given me, I think you have to ask: Can all these people seeing this thing be nuts? Can they all be hallucinating? Can they all think this thing is a chipmunk gone berserk?” he asked.
I chuckled lightly.
“I’m not going to try to convince you,” he said. “I read your [previous columns] and I’m sure you’re going to get more calls.”
If Biscardi wants to go to Yardley to look for a mangy fox, let the man do so. Maybe he can bring Perez The Yarwen Slayer if the poor animal needs to be put out if its misery!
Well at least we know what he’s doing at the moment.
Yes: desperately grasping at straws…
Whoa, hey, slow down a second. ‘Migration path’? When, exactly, was it established that sasquatches migrate?
I think Tom B. should come East and help catch this critter. Then he could sell it to the to that same “NUT” that bought the supposed BF in Jersey. Then he and Perez could retire to a warm island far, far, far, far away. Just a thought!
Oh boy, more Tom Biscardi shennanigans. I’m a bit curious about the whole migration path thing as well. Is this a real thing or part of his own “research”?
BigFoot in Yardley, go to the local basketball court and look for the Dunkers, has to be one lurking there abouts.
“Whoa, hey, slow down a second. ‘Migration path’? When, exactly, was it established that sasquatches migrate?”
Why, since Biscardi’s Magic Mirror told him so, of course. Don’t tell me you’re gonna question Magic Mirror.
Thanks, Loren. I just went from revulsion to utter pity. Well, maybe still a little revulsion left. I really pity this moron.
I wonder if he thinks those beef jerky commercials “Messin’ with Sasquatch’ are actual videos and has tried to track down the actors for eyewitness accounts?
y’don’t suppose he’s the one who had the bright idea of dunking a sleeping squatch’s hand in warm water do you? The commercial would then, of course, be a dramatic re-enactment.
Give it up TB!
How can you keep a straight face when dealing with TB? He is a joke.
I have read about cyclical sightings suggesting a migration route of sorts, but only for a small area of the Pacific Northwest. How Biscardi can extrapolate that to the Northeast (Other than because he says so) is beyond me.
When I first saw the heading I thought it said “Bicardi”. My first thought was maybe that’s the source of all the Bigfoot sightings! And wasn’t “Little Feet” a rock band?
Biscardi: So… what did you see?
Mullane: A fox.
Biscardi: So it was a bigfoot then?
Mullane: No a fox. Or a really angry chipmunk
Biscardi: That sounds like one nasty bigfoot!
Mullane: except it was a fox…
Biscardi: Expect many more calls. From me.
One mongoose, two mongooses.
One platypus, two platypuses.
One hippopotamus, two hippopotamuses.
One bigfoot, two bigfoots.